I’m looking for a good sweater for Cosby Sweater Monday. What’s the best choice?

Here are my current choices.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mens-Large-Pronto-Uomo-100-Mercerized-Cotton-Sweater-Cosby-/230717935713?pt=US_CSA_MC_Sweaters&hash=item35b7dc5061#ht_2366wt_1114

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Unique-Print-80s-Retro-Cosby-Sweater-/220821262666?pt=Vintage_Men_s_Clothing&hash=item3369f9114a#ht_1290wt_1348

http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-CONTEST-WINNER-SNOWMAN-SANTA-REINDEER-BOWS-BEADWORK-COOL-/270865432299?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f10d67eeb#ht_718wt_1114

http://www.buttuglysweaters.com/butt-ugly-sweaters/Im-a-Square.html

Which is the ugliest in your opinion? Also, if you find any that are even uglier and/or cheaper, please post those links too. My ideal choice would be a hot pink/yellow polka dotted one.
Thanks in advance!
I posted it in the Games & Recreation category since this is technically a competition.The "I’m a Square" one makes peoples’ brains hurt! DO IT!!!!!